Steak and Blowjob Day

Steak and Blowjob Day is a satirical and male response to Valentines Day and celebrated a month later, on March 14. On the day, women are purportedly supposed to cook a steak for, and perform fellatio on, a man in response to postcards, chocolate and flowers given by men on Valentine’s Day. 

The Caddy, where’s the Caddy?

The what?

The Caddilac we used to have. The Bluesmobile!

There’s 106 miles to Arnhem, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

Are you the police?

No Ma’am. We’re musicians.